Dustin Hoffman

My sister came across this little doodle in my journal and seemed concerned.

Trish:  What the fuck is that?

Me: It's pretty obvious isn't it?

Trish:  Uh.

Me:  (deftly shove journal in her face)

Trish:  Ouch, fuck!

Me:  Oops. But you see it now right?

Trish:  Uuuh.

Me:  The Graduate...

Trish:  OK.

Me:  The pool scene...with the scuba suit...

Trish:  So. Uh.

Me:  It's Dustin Fucking Hoffman!  Under Fucking Water.  Gawd.  It's pretty obvious.   

Trish:  It's not a...

Me:  NO!!!  It's Dustin-God-Damned-Hoffman at a Cock-Sucking-Pool-Party in a Mother-Fucking-Scuba-Suit. (wheeze with frustration)

Trish:  OK.  That's cool I guess.  Are you alright?  Need some water?

Me:  (Slam book shut and throw her a squinty-eyed glare) This is my PERSONAL. PRIVATE. journal.

Trish:  No shit.